English transcript

You're going to be left in toilet seat up in your only one week!

Looks good, doesn't it?

Yeah, but I thought the breasts were going to be bigger.

Yeah, so did I.

Have I ever told you that I love your cooking?

No.

Then why are you still cooking?

Did you know that rubbing toilet paper on your chest will make your top thighs bigger?

What?

Seemed to work for your butt.

Here.

What's this?

You've been so cranky lately, I figured you've been losing blood.

The woman at the register was a real b****.

You must have gone to self-checkout.

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

I take a look at my life and realize it's nothing less.

Whoa, what are you doing?

Says to spray on flat surfaces!

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

I take a look at my life and realize it's nothing less.

You didn't have hands or feet, is there any point to wear socks or gloves?

What?

No.

Then why are you wearing a bra?

As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.

I take a look at my life and realize it's nothing less.