Bible Stories Told in Modern Slang: David, Moses, Samson and Jonah

Good fam your boy David here about to eat this little stone at Goliath and see what happens

Okay, so I told y'all to trust the process, but no

Y'all wanted to stay in Egypt stacking bricks. Yo, it's Chad rack this random dude just showed up

It's getting lit in here. I got the horses in the back horse tack is attached hat is matte black

Got the boots. That's black to match. You know, I'm a daddy's boy. He's got me in this Technicolor drip. Oh

Brother so jelly right now. They're looking a little sus these Philistines thought they could flex on me big mistake

I just took some pre-workout and finna bring the house down

I would like to formally apologize to God the sailors and this whale. Sorry, dude. I'm a