Satirical Commentary on Anti-Semitism

Dear white people,

dear Gentiles,

you've got to stop.

I like you.

I don't hate you like the rest of the Jews.

But you have to stop.

You have to stop with hating Jews.

You have to stop with the anti Semitic comments.

You have to stop telling everyone that we're all communists,

that we all want to destroy the white race.

I mean, yes, it's true.

But you shouldn't be telling this to everyone.

It makes my people angry.

It makes my people do even worse things.

Look what happened to Germany after Hitler took over. It was completely destroyed.

Look what happened to John F. Kennedy.

Look what happened to the Twin Towers.

Every time you did something against us, horrible, horrible things happened.

So please, stop.

So how are you

supposed to be saved from the white genocide, you might ask?

Well, it is quite simple.

Be a Jew. It's not that hard.

Convert to Judaism.

Be a Jew.

That way, you won't have to die like the rest of the goyim.