Comedy Skit on Magic and Ebonics

Sheee, we finna go to Hoodwarts and shit.

This coming winter, HBO has destroyed even more

things.

All right, class, listen up. My name is Scizorus Grape, and this the

Defense Against the White Arts. So when you see the popo standing

like this and he finna put you in cuffs, ain't no time to be asking

questions. That's why I finna teach you the magic

spells.

Din do, din do, din do.

My style be swagging and sheee.

Bab da boogity wee bab do ax infin a rex and boob de booga

boo.

What the hell he be saying?

That's 'cause he a level up Ebonics master and sheee.