Jon Lajoie’s Everyday Normal Guy 2: Batman, Butter and Daily Life

You want some more of this bitch?

Back in the 80's

We could do this all year long

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

I told you in the first song, I'll tell you in a new lover

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

One night a week, my mom likes to cook me supper

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day

I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way

Yo what you girls doing tonight is what I wanted to say

But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake

So I put my head down and I just walked away

I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great

Got on the bus, put my headphones on and pressed play

Sheryl Crow, James Blunt and motherfucking Asa Bass

Yo what can I say, it's just a day in my life

I'm up early in the morning and bed early at night

To be productive at work I gotta be well rested

Yeah motherfucker, you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal motherfucker

My favorite movies as a kid was Superman and Ghostbusters

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