Courtney Love Interrupts Madonna’s Interview

So,

and all of a sudden these compact, these powders start

being thrown through the middle of the shot.

And I thought, oh, well, it's just some fan

and that's really obnoxious.

Hi, Courtney.

And the next thing I know, she's,

like, trying to get on the stage, and

I'm trying to keep her down there.

That's Courtney, everybody's favorite. Come on up.

Should we let her come up?

Yeah.

No, don't, please.

Come on, Courtney.

Courtney!

Courtney! Courtney!

Hi.

Good.

I had somebody in my ear and saying-

Stuart

... "Get her up there. Get her

up there. Bring Courtney up.

Bring Courtney up." But then Madonna's

person is saying-

We have some questions for you

... "Don't get her up

here." And oh, God, but of course it's great

television. You want Courtney to come up.

You want them to, like, wrestle

on the stage or something.

Well, she had been mean

to me that day, so-

Courtney!

I haven't been mean to anybody.

Ever.

Ever, in my life.

Me neither. I never been mean to a person. I never

punched anybody at all.

Really? I never said anything bad about anybody.

I never clocked a soul.

Did you, uh, did you like Hole's performance?

She, I didn't see it.

Madonna by this point was the soul of dignity.

She was restrained and dignified.

She was like an elder stateswoman, and Courtney was-

I don't know what the hell is going on

... well, I think it's doing all right

... a loose cannon

... and your, your, she's everywhere on the internet.

I'm definitely serious.

I'm not-

I'm so over the, uh, rock star thing.

Yeah.

But you don't even do rock stars. You,

like, you dip, as Michael

Stipe would say,

dip into the population, right?

Yeah.

See, it's like working in the hospital and,

like, going out with the ambulance

driver.

Yeah.

It's like I wanna be a surgeon.

I wanna be the top surgeon.

Damn it, I wanna own the

hospital, so, you know,

I go out with the other surgeons.

They're

, right? So, like,

maybe I should try a candy striper.

I think you should get out of the hospital.

No, man. I like it in here. Nice clothes,

good money.

And a lot of available drugs.

Holes.

Hey, yeah. The Elvis,

the Elvis doctors, yeah,

right. I know them all.

She kind of really outed her right there,

as kind of like, "You're on something."

So-

Unless you were talking about-

How does Neil's trash compare?

How does Neil's trash compare?

Wait, who's got better shoes?

You guys go back.

My shoes are Charles Jourdan, babe.

Mine are Gucci.

Are you just g-

Are they any good?

Yeah. Everything is great.

Okay. Okay.

I looked for them. I couldn't find them.

Gucci rules.

Thank you, Madonna.

Is that the new Gucci in New York?

No, no, no, no, no.

Thank you, Courtney