Interview with Harrison Ford

You're so full of . How did he get in here?

Did you-

Did you set this up?

Oh,

I'm outta here.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

No, really.

No, I, I really didn't mean to.

And you,

I'll see you in hell.

I thought to myself today, Harrison Ford must have some cool, uh,

you know, memorabilia from, uh, the Indiana Jones movies.

No, no, no, no. I don't keep any of that stuff.

I, I don't want all that crap around my house.

I'm a very rich man.

I, I think you're still very hot, and, and you've still got it.

I mean, how do you keep fit?

Blessed with this body.

Thanks for noticing.

Bleak, dystopian, an absolute nightmare to be honest with

you, and that's

just my interviewing techniques.

Yeah.

But let's talk about the movie, Blade Runner 2049.

Yeah. Cheer up.

Cheer up.

Well, you know, it's a bit, it's a bit of a bleak day.

Let's... Yeah. No, it's not. It's, it's a lovely day in London,

and let's keep it that way.

I'm so sorry.

This is, this is not the introduction we

were promised.

Do, do-

Bring me on with a little-

Do you want me to pick it up a bit?

... a little happier music.

When you were working as a carpenter and building these kind of places here in

LA,

would you charge more to a celebrity than you would to

a regular civilian?

Wouldn't you?

Yes.

Did you watch the Oscars last night?

They were last night?

Oh, man.

You missed it again.

Ah.

You didn't even go when you were nominated for, for Best Actor, right?

What?

Yeah. You were nominated, uh, for Witness, the movie Witness.

You were nominated in 1986, and you did not attend the Oscars.

Well, I ha- I had, uh, a lot of homework.

Immediately imagined, uh, uh,

what's his name?

Ryan.

It's Ry- It's Ryan.

Jeez, I thought it was Brian all this time.

Brian.

Justin.

Okay. I, I-

It's not Brian Rosner.

I'm sorry.

Like you keep saying.

Sorry.

Who knew?

Russell feels, Ryan, you,

you were underprepared for one part.

No.

I know what you're, you're refer... I know what you're referring to.

Yes.

Just say it.

Use the word.

Brian.

Just say it.

Stop beating around the bush.

Uh, well, well, well, he punched you.

Yeah. Oh yeah, that's right.

Well, he punched you.

Yeah, of course I punched him.

But you weren't meant to punch him,

right?

Oh, I misread the script.