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Our new Brazilian neighbors are, they're going to be a problem.

0:03

I don't know if they know they're going to be a problem.

0:05

I don't know if they're doing these things on purpose.

0:10

Younger family, husband, wife, two kids.

0:14

Kids might be between the ages of 9 and 11 if I'm guessing.

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Always outside, always running around, always kicking the soccer ball around.

0:23

Inevitably 2, 3, 4 soccer balls end up in our backyard.

0:26

Makes my dog extremely happy. He runs around collecting all the soccer balls, boofing them with his snout.

0:34

We play with it back and forth. And inevitably we throw the soccer balls back over the fence into the Brazilian neighbor's backyard.

0:41

Kids are always very respectful, very polite.

0:43

Thank you, sir. Sorry about that, sir. We won't let it happen again, sir.

0:48

I tell them every time, don't call me sir.

0:51

And it's okay. These things happen. And then last night, Brazil plays in the World Cup.

1:00

This small family of four has 22 or 23 people over to their house last night.

1:06

They're all outside on their back deck. On a deck that's probably built to hold 10 people.

1:14

They start filtering in around 4.30. I don't know how late they were there.

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All I know is when I let the dog outside at midnight, there were still 22, 23 people on that deck.

1:26

The grill was going all afternoon, all evening, into the wee hours of the night.

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I walked outside. I could smell it. It smelled like heaven.

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It smelled like heaven. Picanha. Teresmo. Cordero.

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Grilled pineapple. Grilled pineapple is the only one of those foods that they were grilling that I know I pronounced right.

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Did I mention that it smelled like heaven?

1:53

Neighbors looked over at me when I was standing on the deck at 12, 12.15, after I let our dog out.

1:59

Friendly wave. Are we being too loud? No, no, you're not being too loud.

2:04

You couldn't be any nicer. And you made the entire neighborhood smell like heaven.

2:09

They asked me if I was hungry. Do I look like I'm hungry?

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I'm always hungry. It doesn't matter what time of day.

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Especially if you're grilling Brazilian meats.

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I don't even know if they're Brazilian meats.

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Or if it's because they were grilling them that they were Brazilian meats.

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But yes, I'm hungry. I will gladly take whatever picanha, teresmo, cordero, grilled pineapple you might have.

2:34

I don't even get the words out of my mouth.

2:37

And the husband has a plate of food in his hand, sticking over the top of the fence that we share in the back of our yards.

2:49

These people are going to be a problem. Because the bar has now been set so high for everybody else in our neighborhood.

2:58

And I may have inadvertently found new best friends.

3:02

Because if that's how you're going to grill picanha, teresmo, cordero, and grilled pineapple, you could kick a hundred soccer balls into my backyard.

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I don't care.

3:16

These might be the greatest neighbors I have never said more than ten words to, but are willing to feed me.

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Have a good day, everybody.

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