Courtroom Chaos with Arnold Schwarzenegger

I can't hear you over the chopper. Speak up. Make your case.

In courtroom chaos, everyone makes it out alive with Judge Arnold.

Welcome, contenders.

Time for Arnold to squash some beef for us.

Welcome to my courtroom, where justice lifts heavy.

I've dealt with tougher crowds than you. They were four feet tall and threw crayons.

You think you can hide the truth from me? I've hunted bigger prey in worse conditions.

It's settle of bedtime. Pick your battle.

The question before the court today is, is a hot dog a sandwich?

A hot dog is a sandwich. There's many open-faced sandwiches in the world.

It is not its own category. Your testimony has been terminated.

How long before we call a burrito a sandwich?

This fight isn't over. It's judgment day. That is a contradiction the size of my bicep.

Don't forget, I'll always be fair, and I'll be back.

Courtroom Chaos, starring me, Arnold Schwarzenegger, play on Amazon Luna,

on your TV, Fire TV stick, or PC. And it's included with Prime.

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