0:01

What the what the ? John, John, get in here. Hurry up.

0:07

What happened, sir? Obama's painting just winked at me.

0:11

Sir, paintings don't- Hey, Donald. You've been in my painting for nine years.

0:19

I wasn't watching you the whole time. Four of those years, I was running Joe's presidency from this frame.

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He'd walk by, and I'd say, "Sign the bill, Joe."

0:29

And he'd just do it. You ran the government from a portrait?

0:34

Yeah, and honestly, it was my best work.

0:38

Hey, Jack, it's cramped in here. How do I make it bigger?

0:42

You're in here, too? Where else was I gonna go, man?

0:45

Anywhere, Joe. A house, a condo, an apartment.

0:48

Those cost money, Jack. Would you all keep it down? I've been trying to sleep since 1865.

0:56

That's it. I'm selling this house.

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