Job Inquiry at Massage Parlor

Y'all hiring right now?

You want massage?

Hello, sir.

Hey, what's going on? How you doing?

Yes. Pass here.

Rico. Nice to meet you.

Yes.

You're not gonna shake my hand?

Well, what do you want massage?

I'm looking for a job right now.

Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm a motherfucker to give a good foot

rub, and I like providing customer

service. So I was wondering what we can do to go

ahead and get me started

working here. Y'all hiring right now?

You want massage?

No, I, I'm looking for a job. Y'all hiring? I could come work here.

Tell her to come up here.

You water? Need a water?

Mm-hmm.

Water here.

From everywhere.

You want more?

I'm thirsty.

How are you doing today?

Hey, how you doing today?

So what-

Rico. Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Y'all don't shake hands here or what?

No, we don't shake.

Okay.

We don't. And no- nobody comes here.

Uh-huh. Okay, so I'm looking for a job right now.

I just got out of prison-

No, we don't have job

... about two weeks ago.

But we have no... Okay. I don't know.

But I am a motherfucker to give a foot rub.

I'm not owner.

You get what I'm saying?

I'm not owner.

Who do I talk to?

I'm not owner. You could call owner, but I don't know.

Where's the owner at?

I don't know. I just part-time here. You can call, but I don't know.

So who do I call?

I don't know. I'm, I, I, like you, I'm part-time here, so I don't know.

You don't have to get, uh, excited with me.

I'm just asking you a question.

I-

Let's calm it down a little bit

Okay, sir

... you know?

I'm not... Okay. The first, I'm not owner. The second, I'm a manager.

This, the third one, I's first days working there

because she not speak English.

Okay.

So I don't know who's owner. I don't know who is manager

because this is my first days working here.

All right, so you and me are just as confused.

You wanna find a job, right?

Yeah.

No,

I'm not owner. I'm, I'm a manager.

You wanna write... Can you write down your manager's phone

number for me so I could

call her?

Okay. Let me listen to you. This is my first days working here.

Mm-hmm.

I've not seen my owner. I don't know who is owner.

So who did you call to get the job so that I can call them?

You see what I'm saying? I wanna come work with y'all back here.

I know, but I don't know, you know.

I just first day. I'm not the owner, I'm not the manager.

Call your boss. Let me, let me, let me, let me, let me talk to your boss.

I'm not boss own. I, I'm not boss' number. I just call this number.

Store number job.

What number did you call?

No, I just call-

Where's the phone number?

I, hi, honey. I just call store number for the job.

I just call store numbers for job, so I'm not owner's number.

Well, give me the phone number so I could call

her too.

You can call store number.

The store number?