Winning the Nobel Prize for Literature

Have you heard the news?

No.

You've won the, the Nobel Prize for Literature.

Oh, Christ.

She'd also come into a check-

Thank you

... for three-quarters of a million pounds.

We don't know if the cabbie said, "Have you got anything smaller?"

I've won all the prizes in Europe,

every bloody one, so I'm delighted to win them all.

It's a sort of the wh- whole lot, okay?

It's a,

it's a royal flush.

Right.

Okay?