Humorous Dialogue on Whistling and Rules

Stop whistling.

I like whistling when I sweep.

Well, it's keeping me from sleeping.

It's the middle of the day. Why don't you go find a job instead?

And you think raiding camps at night isn't a job?

Stop!

Oh, come on. If you don't like it, go sleep outside with the goats.

You know that's impossible. They spend all day teasing me with those

little cute goaties. Anyway, just stop

whistling. Allah told me it's forbidden and

that it can summon evil

jinn.

Jinn? Yeah, right. Sure, I'll believe that.

Ah! Stop whistling.

Dude, that's actually hilarious.

But don't you think you're going a bit far with those weird rules?

You know, to really control people, you have to get into every part of their

lives.

That way, they stop thinking for themselves.

Not bad. I'm lucky you don't manipulate me like

that. You're a real friend.

That's true. Scratch my ass... with your left hand.