Jurgen Klopp Discusses Team Performance

Change.

Oh.

Blimey. This is-

As was me. That was not a wind, though.

Jurgen, with the injuries that you've got in the squad,

would there be a place on

the bench for myself?

I had a lot of questions like this in the past, so, um- ...

I can say then, uh, the situation's not tough enough.

Oh, no.

Why can everybody say the word, and if I say it, then it's not okay?

Which?

Brain .

Oh, brain

Did you speak with, uh, Pepe?

Pepe? Who is Pepe?

Pepe Guardiola.

Pep-

Not Pepe, Pepe.

It's Pepe in Italy. Oh, okay. Okay.

No, it's Pep.

Yeah, of course we spoke. Why shouldn't we speak? Uh,

we speak constantly.

And?

Pep Guardiola is coming.

Your turn, how we look on... Did I ...

How we look like on, on the opposition reports?

Uh, just you, you attack on Villa's side for me, please.

Sorry. What? But I, I lost it once in my life.

I needed a, what is that? A, a professional diver because I lost it in

the sea.

From time to time when I lose, uh, one or two kilo, then it's, um, it's not that

fixed anymore, and I was too much, too lively, and I lost that.

I, I had a massive shock. But it's back.

Um, the cameraman, I don't know from which,

he annoyed me quite a lot of times

already this season, but today, now he has a lot of shots free because

that was

really important.

Goes past the pros, but this man,

finished, he kicks it in.

Is it likely, the likelihood is that Simu- uh, Simon

Mignolet will return?

Simulated.

Right.

Easy for me to say, wasn't it? Came over, had a few words, and there was,

uh, one little moment that was a, a potential red card.

Came out to Van Dijk. It's, uh, actually, it's led to

a redo.

That's absolutely amazing.

Look at Jurgen Klopp.

It's a penalty in your opinion?

I would... Okay. If you want my op- it's, my opinion doesn't matter.

I would say soft.

Ob- ob- obviously, my opinion doesn't matter as well, so but,

uh-

Of course your opinion matters

Does it change anything?

No, but-

No, tell me. Would you-

We can't change anything in an interview, can we?

Did you say so far it's a penalty or not?

I think it's soft, but I think it is a penalty.

Oh, then we can stop the interview because I

only want to talk to people if they

have a little bit understanding of football, so.

And Lucas Moura, what's he done?

Oh.

He put Jota in.

Oh.

And Liverpool have the lead again.

Oh, they'll get in a bit of trouble for that.

That was to the fourth official.

Well, he got in a bit of trouble because he

pulled his hamstring.

He pulled his hamstring.

Look, you...

The one, the only.

I like it. Princess Leslie Lou.

Very erotic voice, by the way. Translator.

Yeah.

Follow through all the way. Likes throwing on a basket.

That's my problem.

Are you sure you're right, Andy?

Oh, that's for the best.

Yes.

That's for the best.

And who had the idea to in- to do the press conference here?

That would be a really interesting question. Did I hear that right, Mr.

Keane said, um, we had a sloppy performance tonight?

No, only because I could hear you already. Did he say that?

Well, the... I, I think he said, I, I think he said there were some aspects-

Oh, super

... that were. Roy, would you like to say?

No, I think they gave up one or two opportunities

which they'll be disappointed

with.

Did you say that this was a sloppy performance tonight?

I try to want to not only hear it, uh, because I'm not sure if I heard it right.

Maybe you talk about another game. Cannot be this game, sorry. First goal.

Maybe Trent will tell us he wanted it.

I think he's a little disappointed to know that it'd gone down as an own goal.

Kidding.

Not my decision, but yeah, that's what they've decided,

Premier League.

I drove home on, um... I watched the first half here, I think.

Then I drove home, and

coincidentally listened to TalkSport, and Gabby...

No, no, no,

no.

I w- I know, I know. He lost against us six-nil when, uh,

my first year. I couldn't remember him as a mentality

monster on the pitch, but

what he said about United in that, in that show, I was close to

call him.

And Lallana, 5-4. It's

crazy. It is insane. And so is he.

I bet he's not complaining about the amount of time added on now, is he?

Incredible.

I'm a totally normal guy. Um, I'm the normal one maybe if you want

this.