Interview with a Goal Scorer

Brilliant. How does it feel to you?

I don't know.

You don't know? You really don't know?

How does it happen? Is it just from the inside,

or do you think about it?

I mean, I shoot, and then

it goes in, or it doesn't go in.

But if it's, like, uh, easy like this, uh, everyone could do it, right?

But you're the only one.

I'm not the only one that can score a goal.

But sc- uh, goals like this, isn't it?

I don't think so.

You make it, you make it quite hard for me to,

to do an interview.

M- what makes you happy? What makes you laugh?

Scoring goals.

Winning.

Yeah.

Okay. Tough game. Thank you very much. Enjoy your title.