Announcement of Presidential Run

But we are all doing good together.

That's why tonight, to show just how much I care about the press,

and I want to save your ratings, I'm pleased to announce my intention

to — and this is somewhat of a scoop — my

intention to run for a fourth term

as president of the United States. I will be doing that.

I will be having an official — in fact, I think I have — yeah.

I won — I won three times.

Now I'm going to do it again. Thank you.

I'm going to do it. It should be easy.

I'm getting very good at running for president. Now I won three times.

Did very well the second time, by the way.

It's a rigged election, but we'll have to talk about it. You know, it's

interesting. When you come back and you do a good job, like we did, and you don't

care about it so much. But we do have to

tighten up these elections because they really are in seriously bad shape.