Flirty Conversation at a Social Event

Let's have it. Let's have it. Let's have it. Let's have it. Come on.

Hello.

How are you doing today? - I'm good.

I saw you from the other side of the room.

Are you here by yourself? - Yeah.

By yourself? - Yes.

Yes? Why is a beautiful girl like you by yourself?

It's a beautiful evening.

What? - I just came to chill.

Can I chill with you, if you don't mind, for like two minutes?

One.

Just one minute?

What's your name? - Lucy.

Lucy? Yeah. I hope you're not waiting for the love of your life.

I'm not waiting.

So there's no love of your life?

I think that's good. - There is.

There is? There is a love of your life? - Yeah.

Ah-ah.

And he left you?

My name is Daddy.

Eh?

My name is Daddy.

Nice to meet you.

Do you sing? - No, I don't. I don't know how to sing.

You don't know how to sing?

But I can make you sing, though.

I can't sing. - Huh?

I can't sing, I'm sorry.

Normally, I don't do this, you know, but something about you was pulling me closer to you.

Don't do this. - I don't.

Oh, I hear you.

Where are you from?

I'm from Anambra State.

My doctor said I should take vitamin C...

...so I can see clearly, but I feel like my doctor was wrong.

Listen to your doctor.

No, all I needed was vitamin U, because I can see you clearly.

You know, in the Bible, they say Eve was made from Adam's rib to complete him.

Ah.

Right? You would complete me perfectly.

It's not even "can I", I want your number. - Why, though?

I feel like we can explore something here. - Friendship.

Friendship?

But I just told you I have a lover.

But you said Jesus, now.

But that would be cheating on Jesus.

No, no, Jesus is in heaven.

What do you do for fun?

I love the beach. I just love all those outdoor activities.

Mesmerizing eyes.

Gracias.

Gracias. - Say gracias again.

Thank you.

Say gracias again.

Thank you. Jesus.

No problem.

My name is Toby Fudge.