Action Movie Cops Compete to Catch Goons for a Raise

Harry, you're not coming? Shut up, punk.

Yo, Jack, your ex-wife called. She wants a new boyfriend.

In your dreams, Axel. You got that guy's number I asked you?

That damn pizza destroyed my stomach. Be right back.

Max. You have balls coming in here, you know that?

Move on, pal. Come on, man, let's go. What's up? Nice hair.

I told you they sell those badges like candies, man. I know.

We should blow them all. Blow up, all right? Blow up.

There's a big difference. Whatever. Passenger 57, what's up, my man?

Good, brother. Where's Mike? Screw Mike, man. I'm here. I saw you on the news.

Great job on the plane. Thank you, Huxley. Listen, kid, that thing you do with the time thing, you gotta show me once.

Sorry, Vincent, not my call, man. You gotta ask the boss. Yeah, I know. Screw the boss.

Listen, you owe me, huh? I see what I can do. Good kid.

We have to do this, Roger. This is our chance, man. I don't know, Riggs.

This is getting too much, man. I don't see you at the gym, guys. He's right, Roger.

You should go to the gym.

Why is there no toilet paper in this goddamn hole?

Language, John Spartan.

Okay, everybody shut up and listen. We got a new stupid thing going on.

Whoever catches the most goons within a week will get a raise.

Just give me a raise, Captain. I said shut up, Riggs.

Yo, Captain, not all goons are the same, man. I know. Shut up.

There are three types of goons: bronze goon, silver goon, and gold goon.

Who came up with that shit? Who is what, Captain?

Yeah, how do we know if an asshole is a silver or a gold goon?

Yeah, I know. Shut up. Gold goons are like an end boss.

Hans was a gold goon, all right? One gold goon equals 10 silver goons or 30 bronze goons.

Hey, Captain, this tin can is playing, too.

That's not fair, man. Shut up. Quit if you want.

He works for free anyway. He doesn't need a raise, man. You're right, that's stupid. Murphy, you're out.

Go get some coffee.