Antisemitic Rabbi Caricature Promotes Conspiracy Theories and Violence

So many of the goyim always attacking us poor Jews.

Thank goodness they have wise elders like me to sort out our problems. And Rabbi Shabatsit is the grand master of public relations.

Okay, so what is on my list of things to do today?

Item number one: People begin to think that we Jews are too brutal when we fight the war, and we need to change the global opinion. This is making our soldier very sad. Oh, vey. We cannot have that. Hmm. Let me think now.

Aha! I know what to do. Kill all the journalists who are saying these bad things about Jews, and pay more goyim to say good things.

And let our soldiers rape the journalists before we kill them to cheer them up.

There, that wasn't too complicated. Hmm.

Item number two: People think we Jews are too cruel to our prisoners, especially the children.

Hmm.

Ah, I know exactly what to do. Train the dogs to rape the prisoners so they are too scared to talk.

No, wait. I have an even better idea. Kill all of our prisoners so that they cannot escape and tell tales.

Oh, I know. Rape them with the dogs and then kill them.

Oh, well done, Rabbi Shabatsit. He knocks it out of the park once again. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Okay. Item number three: The public are finding out that the Jews control all of the world governments. Oh, dear.

They are finally noticing. Hmm. What to do? Hmm.

Oh, I know. Make the politicians arrest anybody who says that we control the politicians. Ah.

And cut off their bank accounts and kidnap their children.

Then remind everybody that we are only 0.2% of the population, so the Jewish influence must be very small.

There we go. Perfect. Okay. Item number four: The goyim is noticing that we keep making countries into liberal Marxists and then communist dictatorships.

Oh, dear. We cannot have this. Increase propaganda by 10 times, pay everybody in social media to blame the Muslims and the liberals and the Nazis for being the real communists, and pretend that Jews hate communism.

There, I told you I was the grand master of the PR.

And finally, the goyim are realizing that the Jew was behind the Bolsheviks' mass slaughter of Christians in the 20th century.

Oh, dear. I wondered when they would figure that one out.

Hmm. Okay. Um, tell them that everybody we kill is terrorist, and open 100 new Holocaust museum, and ban the internet.

And if that fails, use the Samson Option to blow up all of the goyim.

There we go. What would you putzes do without Rabbi Shabatsit, eh? Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Okay. Well, I am hungry. I need a lunch break.

Now, where is my delicious jar of foreskins?

Hmm.