Confession of a Movie Fraud

It's not about any movie. It's not about the movies I've made in the

past.

It's

a confession of sorts. It's about a movie I made that

nobody is aware of, even though they've seen it.

Okay.

I perpetrated

a huge fraud,

which I am now about to detail-

Okay

... involving the United States government

and NASA.

All right.

L-

And I'm sure you've heard the rumors that the Moon landing was fake,

that the Moon landing, Moon landings all were fake.

And I was the person

who

faked it. The conspiracy theorists were right on this, on this occasion.

Why?

I don't know about Paul McCartney's death, but this, they were right about.

Okay. Why in God's name would... I,

I don't know what to ask you first. W-why the hell,

if you're telling the truth,

w-why would you do it? Why are you telling me? I mean, what?

Don't you think it's important for people to know the truth?

A, a, a massive fraud, an, an unparalleled fraud

perpetrated against them. They should know.

They're already suspicious of the government.

They may as well have their suspicions confirmed-

Mm-hmm

... or justified.