Tour of a New York Apartment

What do you pay for rent in New York?

I don't, I own.

Oh, how much is your mortgage?

4,300 a month.

Could I have a tour of your crib?

Uh, let me check with my wife, make sure everything's cool, but yeah.

The thing about New York is flying, what's in the wardrobe,

like deep surprise.

Oh my goodness.

Shoes and household.

What the hell? This is sick.

This is my wife.

Caleb.

Hannah.

That's my sister's name.

Nice to meet you. I love that.

The bookshelves, it's so massive.

The guy who owned this apartment used to be the rare book

curator at Strand Books.

Do you guys get a lot of sunlight coming from in here?

Times where it goes right over, yes. A good day.

You know what? This is the best bar I've seen in New York

City, I'm not even

joking.

Current coffee situation.

That's probably why, 'cause I'm addicted to coffee.

Yeah.

Ooh, okay, so the bedroom's upstairs. Wow.

Yeah, and this is the little magic trick.

Magic trick? Whoa. How does that, how did you do that?

This is our cashmere wall.

The bathtub. Oh my God.

Yes.

Sick. Okay, I was not expecting this at all.

We're talking.

Magic. So this extends back, so you have basically two closets.

The sunglasses.

Okay, you have a sunglass wall?

When Hannah walks close to the shoe rack.

The shoes closet, they light up as you walk by. This place.

You have a whole bottom floor.

Yeah, and this is our little media room.

This is a house. This is not an apartment.

This is what's crazy, right? Currently is a playroom.

Right now my son's got his little house. Yeah, it says right in the stone.

Yeah, that is cool. You gutted out this entire place.

Yeah.

That's-

When we got it, it had this arch and these pillars and things.

Yeah, looks Victorian a little bit.

Yeah, there was a big arch here, 1894.

Wild.

In the floorboards