Pear Seller Blocks Car and Agrees to Move After Driver Buys His Fruit

I'm going to the toy store. I can park here, right?

You can't park here. I park here all the time. Ah.

You've blocked my car. I need to get out.

Get out— this isn't a parking spot. Can you pull out? I need to get out.

I park here every day. You're parked here, blocking my car. Why are you parking here?

Blocking your car? Blocking you? This isn't a parking spot. Fine, then I'll…

Let's call the traffic police and have them check if this is a parking spot.

Move it for a bit. I already parked over there, didn't I? Just move it for a bit.

I… move it out, move it out of the way, so it's not blocking the middle.

What's the point of being so aggressive here?

I'm being aggressive? I… I sell fruit. I'm really aggressive, I am.

What? How am I being aggressive? Are you being a little unreasonable? A little… Did you eat gunpowder?

What gunpowder did I eat? You're the one who's angry.

Let's call the traffic police. I know I can't park there, but I need to get out somehow.

How am I supposed to get out when you're blocking me?

Get out somehow? I don't care about you. I… you… this… park…

I've been parked here so long, and nobody's come out of the parking lot.

You've been parked a long time. I've been parked here for ages, you know.

You parked here this morning, right? Ah.

You can't park here. It's a no- parking zone.

You can't park here either. Let's call the traffic police.

Let's hear what they have to say. I've been parked here for a month.

You're in the way. Are you moving or not? I'm not moving.

What? You definitely aren't moving. I'm not moving.

What are you doing with that knife? Huh?

What do you mean, me holding a knife? You want to hit me?

Why would I hit you? You— you've been selling for ages.

Me, I'm old already. What do you want from me?

What do you mean, what do I want? How much are these apples?

Can't you see? Your eyesight's no good. These are pears.

How much are these? They're pears. Pears. Oh. How much are they?

Two-fifty. You—you—you took a bite out of my pear. Why?

Two-fifty? Oh. Sure, they were picked today, but you're selling them this expensive?

I don't care. You— you took a bite out of it.

They're still two- fifty, all of them. What? The guy with the car sells them for five yuan per kilo. Oh.

You're selling them so expensive. How can you charge that much?

Then I'll—I'll sell them cheaper. I'll charge three.

What? Three? In your dreams! You have to buy it now. You bit it, so you have to buy it.

Fine, I'll take them all. Is that okay? Fine, I'll take them. Move your car, and I'll drive the whole lot away, okay?

Huh? That works, then. I was just letting you set up shop there first, that's all.

I—I—I just want to sell things. Go ahead and sell your things. I never said you couldn't sell them, but you're blocking my car.

Move it. Are you moving or not? I bought them for you. Are you moving or not? Move. Then I'll move it.

No, I'm not buying. Are you moving or not?

If you don't buy, I'm not moving. Damn, you're quite the businessperson.

That's right. Good for you. Oh. Does this count? Does it cost money? No.

Put all of it in the bag for me. Oh. There’s something wrong with your pears. What’s wrong with mine?

Try one yourself. You should taste one. I’m not eating any. I don’t need to, I don’t need to.

Take a bite and try it. I don’t need to. Take a bite and try it, and see if there’s anything wrong. Nothing’s wrong, I— I’m telling you, I have a few complaints about your pears. Oh, go ahead.

Where are the pears from? They’re from Shaba.

They’re too sweet. Weigh them, pack them up, and put them into three bags for me.

Pack them up, and I’ll take a little off the price. Three yuan for me.

I don’t care about your uncle’s money. You’re supposed to give your uncle the money.

Oh, I won’t budge on the three yuan. That’ll do. Oh.

You think this is an easy way to make money? Is it okay? Yes.

You’ve blocked my car. I can’t get out, and I’m so anxious, you know? Oh.

Weigh some, okay? Fine. In a little while… How many jin do you have here? Don’t just stop weighing.

Five, fifty yuan. Three bags, okay?

Oh. All done. Hurry up and move it. Hurry, hurry up and move it.

Oh. I’m just selling stuff. I want to sell things, I— You’re selling things, but you can’t block my car, can you?

Then I… then I’m here now, right here, You— you’re here now, with your head right here.

How am I blocking traffic outside? I’ll go to the toy… that bureau chief.

You blocked my car, and you say— Then I won’t—let’s just forget about that.

Then let’s call the traffic police. You’re— I’ve sold all the pears I had for you.

Why are you still calling the traffic police?

Aren’t you the kind of person who’d rather avoid trouble, and would rather have no trouble at all? Oh.

Come on, move it. Hurry up and go, hurry up and go. I need to move my car. Oh.

Twenty-five jin altogether. Twenty-five jin. I’ll give you a better price.

Three yuan a jin, that’s 75 yuan. But didn’t you just say 50 yuan? Is that enough?

Enough, enough. I’ll calculate it for you… it comes to 50 yuan.

You move your car, and I’ll drive mine away, okay?

Hey, sure, sure, sure. Could you be less fierce next time? Cut me some slack.

Okay, okay, okay. You know how to read the situation.

Okay. You know how to read the situation.

Of course. Okay. You know, right? Okay. Next time I’ll haul you in. Cut me some slack, okay?

Okay. I’m showing respect. All right, all right.

Okay? Okay, thank you, thank you. Move your car. I’m off, okay? Okay, okay, okay.

I didn’t shortchange you, did I? No, no, you didn’t.

All right, all right, I’m off. Okay. Here, help me bring that over a bit. Okay.