Casual Conversations and Humor

Yeah.

Good morning, sunshine.

I mean, good morning.

Hey, why you be wearing them big-ass shorts all

the time?

Mind your business.

All right.

Shit, nigga almost drowned last night, though.

Damn, girl, raging waters. Niagara Falls in this bitch.

Nigga might need scuba gear fucking with you.

You know what I'm saying?

So what, you trying to get some breakfast

or something?

No.

Why not? We can get some IHOP, some House of Pies, I mean.

Nah, I'm straight.

You straight?

Uh,

nigga, don't play with me.

All right, man. Um, well, shit, when we gonna do this again?

We not.

Why not?

Like, I got ass, but that shit ain't for you.

Hey.

Hey, you famous for the big titties.

All right.

What up, E?

Yeah.

Yeah, what's up? What's up? What's up?

What's up, what's up?

Hey.

Hey, what's up? What's up?

Where you been?

I just got done hooping.

Hey. All right, bet.

What y'all want?

Chilling.

Huh?

What wrong with your hip?

What you mean?

N- nigga, you just switched your hip.

I'm not switch my hip.

Yeah, you low-key switched your hip.

You dipped it.

No, you tripping.

Oh, shit.

You tasted the onion.

You tasted the fucking onion. How many layers did you get back, though?

What are you talking about?

No, no, she tasted... I know why her hip is like that.

She got a realignment.

What?

Yes, she did.

Huh?

Oh, damn.

My nigga, no...

You got some dick?

Damn.

What?

Nah.

Yo, so you saying you slept with a real man?

Like, and got real dick?

You with the shenanigans.

Man, Chris told me to do it.

Ah-ah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I didn't tell you to do shit.

Nah, nah, what I told you was you know you gay once you tried dick.

You know, like way back in the day. You done it? I've done it.

Nah, nah, you just got inspired.

That still don't explain why you standing like that.

'Cause it was big.

Damn.

Ugh. So how big was it?

I don't know, like...

Shit.

Oh,

okay.

What up, homie?

You Bruce?

To the max.

So when we gonna do this again, though?

We not.

What you mean we...

Hey, last night didn't mean we... Hey, come on now.

Last night, four, five times. Getting in there, knocking it

down, doing the funky Watusi and the... All right.

Yo, what up, homie? You Bruce?

Yeah. That's nasty.

Yeah.

What up, homie?

You Bruce?

Uh, yeah.

Oh, I'm trying to get that dick.

Action.

All right, I'm done. There you go.

What up, homie?

What's up?

You Bruce?

Yeah.

Oh, all right. I'm Sam.

How I know you? Can I help you?

It's like...