Humorous Take on Religious Beliefs

We had a lady a long time ago who was a little rough around the edges,

and she got

sick and tired of people telling her the Jews killed Christ.

And she said,

she told me one time, she goes, you know, I got sick.

Somebody at work said the Jews killed Christ. And I said, you're welcome.

She said the person was like, I'm sorry, what?

She said, well, don't you believe that he has to die for your sins so you

can be

forgiven and go to heaven and live for all eternity

and have eternal life?

Yes. Well, you're welcome.

Well, you're welcome.