Concerns About AirPods and Health Risks

I was in Laguna and I was sitting on the beach.

I saw everybody with AirPods walking the beach.

AirPods shoved all the way in their ears.

The amount of brain cancer that is going to come down in the next five to

10 years from all these people with AirPods shoving these microwaves deep

into their ears and microwaving both sides of the cortex is

crazy when you think about it.

I mean, you can think of all the basketball

players who have tumors right here,

the presidents who have tumors right here because they used to put the phone up

to their ear, and they have a tumor that they have to cut out of the side of

their

face. You can only imagine what AirPods

are going to do to both sides

of the face. And I see all these people, they think they're like James Bond, you

know, on the airplane, or they think they're, like,

walking down the beach and

talking to their phone and talking to their wrist

and whatever else.

You're microwaving yourself. All of the technology was tested on a

plastic dummy to tell you that it was safe.

So when people go, "Well, I put AirPods in and they don't do any

damage,"

it's literally tested on a plastic dummy to tell you that it's safe

as you microwave the inside of your skull.

So if you know anybody with those AirPods, take them and throw them in the garbage.

Get them some wired headphones if they wanna use them,

or just don't use them at

all. You can easily walk the beach and s- and just listen to the

waves and just have a good old time.

I was out there swimming. I was out there lifting, running,

everything, the whole

thing. You don't need AirPods. People are like WALL-E.

They got AirPods, they got glasses, they got a phone, they got a watch,

they got a

tablet. They got another device. Soon they'll wear a helmet.

They'll have, like, a helmet with their screen on their face

and then they can just

move their face like a dolphin and be like, "Bop, bop, bop,

bop." Like this.

And then they'll make sound effects so they can make the f-

the thing scroll up and

down. Like, it just, it's... Y- you're gonna need that helmet.

It's crazy. Somebody said, "Well, I'll tell that to my kids.

Oh my God, they drive me crazy." Yeah, just take them away.

If you're the parent, take them away. Honestly, just smash them with a hammer.

If I saw some kid or somebody I knew who was a family member with some AirPods, I

would take them, I'd put them right on this cup,

and I'd smash it with a hammer.

And I'd say, "That's what you're gonna do.

You're gonna go listen to the nature, and you don't need to have AirPods."

That's

what we need. That's what we need. We need more bullying, I've realized.

There's too much. I saw a kid sitting on the airplane,

no joke,

with a tablet and headphones, and he was like a zombie.

And when he took all the things off off the airplane, he just was, like, reciting

random words and completely could not communicate or anything else.

We are turning children into invalid species.

That's the best way to describe it.

And it just, we just gotta stop