Humorous Conversation about Immigration

Are you from the Middle East?

No.

Europe?

No.

American?

No.

Asia?

No.

Mexican?

No.

I don't know what you are, but I hate you.

What's your name?

It's Tag.

Tag?

Yeah.

Are you from a country that exists?

There's a good chance I'm gonna say Brazil.

That is correct.

Oh, cool. So Paulo?

No.

You live here?

Yeah.

What do you do here?

I work at the immigration office.

You work at the immigration?

Whoever was that of immigration. This is why you couldn't say no

to me.

This is literally your job. To say no to stupid foreigners.

Can I get a pizza? No. Please? Nah. What's your name?

Tag. What the ?

Tag. It's German for Tag.

You know what Tag means? It means day.

Come in another day.

Do you have a German passport?

Uh, no.

What?

You don't even have a German passport, and you deny people of

German passports?

You don't want one?

I do want one.

Oh my God, this man is that good.

He's like, "I want a passport, but I don't deserve it."

I only deported fifty migrants so far.

I will not give myself a German passport-

-until I've deported a thousand Syrians.

That would have been me. Yeah, German hero.

With Bavarian standards, of course.

What do you do there exactly?

Deportation.

Turn off your

phone. Someone is getting deported tonight.

It was me. Sorry.

What time is it?

It's time to deport someone.

Oh, it's time to deport someone?

Every fifteen minutes- -I deport more

families, send the children to a different

country than their parents.

Sorry, it got dark. Plus, I really hurt myself.

I hurt my-