Chinese → English transcript

Hello, you’re that Hong Suishi, right?

Yeah.

Are we legit?

Super legit.

So what’s our Hong Suishi process like?

We can do singing or telling stories, both are fine.

Then if I fall asleep, you’ll…?

If you fall asleep, I’ll just leave.

You look pretty young.

I’m from ’05.

Born in ’05, you’re still in college, right?

A college student doing a side job.

How many years have you been doing this?

You’re my first one today.

Then can I fall asleep?

You will.

You sound like a robot.

You will.

Let’s pull the quilt over first.

Okay.

We’re going to start now.

Today we’re going to tell the story of “The Super Stinky No-Hair-Washing Demon King.”

Good story.

The Clean-Freak Kingdom is the cleanest place in the whole world.

Let’s lower our voices a bit.

If it’s too loud, I can’t fall asleep.

The Clean-Freak Kingdom is the cleanest place in the whole world.

Can you come a little closer to me?

I can’t really hear you clearly.

The Clean-Freak Kingdom is the cleanest place in the whole world.

The people here all really love washing their hair and washing their clothes.

I’m having a hard time getting into this story.

Mainly because I’ve heard it before.

Then bro, I’ll sing for you.

Singing is good, singing.

I’ve never fallen asleep to someone singing before.

Then bro, what songs do you usually like to listen to?

The songs I listen to…

I’ve only ever listened to “The World Only Mom Is Good.”

So I have my mom lull me to sleep.

I know that song.

Then let’s start.

Is it okay if you pat me while you sing?

It’s always been like that before.

Sure, bro.

My hands feel a bit empty.

If I’m not holding something, I can’t fall asleep.

Can your hand hold mine for a bit?

Okay.

Are you asleep yet, bro?

Bro?

Bro, you have this bubble soup first.