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Journalists, we have a special jail for journalists.

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You are stealing, right to jail. You're playing music too loud, right to jail, right away.

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You're driving too fast, jail. Slow, jail.

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You're charging too high prices for, uh, sweaters, glasses. You right to jail.

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You undercook fish, believe it or not, jail.

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You overcook chicken, also jail. You make an appointment with the dentist and you don't show up, believe it or not, jail right away

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