Parking Disputes, a Carjacking and Movie Theater Etiquette

Do we gotta take both those spots?

Yeah.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Maybe the whole team should get kids.

Why have a civilization anymore if we no longer are interested in being civilized?

You blocked me in again.

You blocked yourself in, bro.

Hey, buddy.

What's wrong?

A lot.

Easy, bro.

I'm not your bro.

Hey, are you deaf?

Don't move and don't make a sound.

If you want the car, just take it.

My parents got me the wrong one anyways.

Yeah, that's a fucking tragedy.

You know, I can't get out of work.

Look at that, old man.

Take your hat off.

Thanks for not talking during the future.

Thanks for turning off your cell phone.

You're welcome.

Take all my money.

What, are we in Russia?

Are we in Russia?

Is that what's going on here?

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