Trump Parody on Netanyahu, Iran and a Ceasefire

Sir, you expressed a bit of anger at Bibi Netanyahu the other day.

Did you get to talk to him at all after you made those comments?

Yeah, I had a phone call with him.

We had a perfect phone call.

Some people would say it wasn't too nice.

Some people would say it was a little bit angry, but I had to straighten him out.

I said, Bibi, what the hell are you doing over there?

He said, sir, sir, I want to continue.

I said, he said he wanted to continue.

I said, you're not going to continue.

We gave you the support.

I broke at a ceasefire, the likes of which the world has never seen.

You know that probably better than anybody.

And it's not even close.

It's not even close by far.

I said, you better turn your planes around.

You better do it strongly.

I said, you're one step away from being Zelensky.

Do you want to be Zelensky?

I said, we can do this the nice way or the hard way.

He chose the nice way.

And I'm proud of him for that.

Yeah.

Did he talk to you at all about any sensitive targets inside Israel that have been hit by

Iran?

Yeah, he talked to me about things that were hit.

And I was sensitive to that.

I thought that nothing landed.

I said, what did it hit?

He said very sensitive things.

I said, what was it?

He said, well, sir, it was my favorite falafel shop down the street.

I said, that's not serious.

He said, actually, it's very serious.

I go there sometimes twice a week.

I said, can't you find other places?

There's billions and billions of falafel places all over Israel.

I'm sure some of them know what they're doing.

He said, they don't know what the fuck they're doing.

I said, no, they don't know what they're doing.

know what the fuck you're doing.

I had to say it to him.

But in the end, it turned out just fine.

Sir, you talked to Benjamin Netanyahu, but did you also talk to the Ayatollah?

And if so, what did you say to him?

I talked to the Ayatollah.

That I can tell you.

He's a nice guy, by the way.

I like him.

But I said to him, too, I said, I want that recipe for that Iranian halva.

I said, you got 60 days.

I don't want it enriched.

I don't want it enriched.

He said, I'll send you, but it's got to be enriched.

I said, I don't want it enriched.

I said, we can do this either the hard way or the not-so-nice way.

And he chose the not-so-nice way.

Okay.

Thank you very much, everybody.

That's enough.