Freemasonry and Personal Experiences

I'm a Freemason. Of course I take my regalia case

everywhere I go.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I make subtle references to the

ritual during my daily

conversation.

It is found.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I know all the words of the

national anthem.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I have several pairs of white

gloves in my

case,

including ones that have really seen better days.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I forget my ritual on the day.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I'm in the Royal Arch.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I take my Grand Lodge

certificate everywhere

I go.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I wear my pinstripes to work.

I'm a Freemason. Of course I play Dungeons and

Dragons.

I'm a Freemason. Of course my non-Masonic friends-

All want to know what the secret handshake is.