Train Ticket Verification Comedy

Are you ZChow verified?

Am I what, sorry?

ZChow verified.

Has somebody been using an e-cigarette in here? As I can smell it.

No, that's my cologne.

That's all right. Just a bit tricky on the smoke alarms,

right.

Have we got tickets, fellas?

Are you ZChow verified?

Am I what, sorry?

ZChow verified.

ZChow verified?

ZChow verified.

I've no idea what that is. Do you have tickets?

If you ... I'll give you a ticket if you say you're ZChow verified.

Now, this is just embarrassing. I can't believe they recorded this,

then watched it

back and then thought, "Oh yeah, this is a mint video.

I'm definitely gonna post this."

Well, if it gets me a ticket, then yes.

I got it.

That would be like me.

I got the ticket.

Right. So where are you going to, then?

Leeds.

Leeds.

Leeds.

Leeds. We're not going to Leeds, you know.

York.

We're going to York?

York. Shout out to the boys in York. York, we can't lie.

We can't lie.

We can't lie. Ah. Okay.

So none of you have tickets?

No, yeah-

What you on about, Jordy? What do you mean ticket?

What you on about?

Right. Two options, either buy a ticket or you need to leave the train at

Sheffield.

You want me to jump out right now?

No, you need to leave the train at Sheffield.

Yo.

You need to ... Have any of you got any tickets or not?

Yeah.

He's got my ticket.

Right. So you've got no tickets, but you've got your ticket, so ... Right.

He's gonna help me.

He's gonna help.

Yeah, it's not funny, mate.

What'd you doing, cuz? Why are you getting ready for that?

Right. Have you got tickets or not?

Yeah.

Jordy, you need to pay for this one. You want this one, right?

Yeah, I got tickets.

All right. Just show me your tickets then, please.

Yeah.

Show the tickets, bro.

You act like this ... Yeah, show him your ticket, mate.

You ain't got a ticket, you know. Let me show it. They've all got a ticket.

Smedley Golden Bridge? I've no idea what

that is.

He always goes there.

You got the wrong train.

He got the wrong one, innit?

You got the wrong train.

Wrong one.

I'm on the wrong train.

So where ... So you should be going to Smedley Golden

Bridge?

Yeah.

Right.

I'm on the wrong train.

Right, you need to jump off at Sheffield

and get the train back then.

No one is getting off. I can't.

Uh, is wrong message on the thing. We got the loading message.

Ours all loading.

Yeah. If you've got no tickets, you need to get off at Sheffield.

Loading.

Okay.

No, it's loading. It will load when we get to York.

Show him this. Show him this.

Heyyo, if you don't give me a ticket, me and him are gonna punch you up,

you know.

Serious man right here, you know.

Serious. Shut up. Shut up.

Right.

Blood clot.

Are you seriously going to Smedley Golden Bridge?

Yeah.

All right, so off at Sheffield, get the next train-

You know you're not meant to burn them on there

... and go back that way.

So I think the ticket inspector handled the situation really well.

No doubt he was intimidated.

Okay.

Wait, how's your phone going?

How's your phone going, bro?

No.

It doesn't work like that.

Hey, listen. Like, bro, you know who I am?

I have no idea.

I'm ZChow. I get free train tickets, you know.

Okay. How do you work that out?

Because I'm ZChow.

Right. Okay.

If you don't know who I am, you gotta, you gotta get to know.