Mount Rushmore Presidents Mock Trump in Satirical Song

We're the men of

Rushmore and we've been here

for some time.

We need to draw attention to a thought

that's on our minds. We watch this

country fall apart in front of our own

eyes. What we have to say, we offer

without compromise. What in

hell

were all you people thinking?

Were you high or

were you binging with your

drinking?

You picked a man who's never done

an honest day of work. He's a jerk.

He's a jerk. He's a jerk.

And now he wants to join us here and add

his ugly mug.

Excuse us if we come across as rude

but he's a thug.

We have earned the honor to be carved

into this rock. And you'd expect us to

accept this egocentric cock?

What in hell

were all you people thinking?

Were you high or were you drowning in your

drinking?

This little man with tiny hands,

he's nothing but a twerp. He's a jerk.

He's a jerk. He's a jerk.

So let us make it crystal clear, there's no

room for that face. To put him

on Mount Rushmore is a terrible

disgrace.

If the Founding Fathers ever learned

about this twit, they'd roll right over in their

graves and take a fucking shit.

We're the men of Rushmore and

we've been here for some time.

But before we go, we have one thing, a

duty to remind.

We offer this with best intentions and

for what it's worth. He's a jerk. He's

a jerk. He's a jerk.

Yes, he's a jerk. He's a jerk. A

freaking jerk.