God Made Trump Speech Analysis

And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his planned

paradise and said, "I need a caretaker." So God gave us

Trump. God said, "I need somebody willing to get up before

dawn, fix this country, work all day, fight the

Marxists, eat supper, then go to the Oval Office and stay

past midnight at a meeting of the heads of state." So God made

Trump. "I need somebody with arms strong enough

to rustle the

deep state and yet gentle enough to deliver his own

grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers, tame

cantankerous world economic forum, come home hungry,

have to wait until the first lady is done with lunch with friends,

then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean

it." So God gave us Trump. "I need

somebody who can shape an axe but wield a sword,

who had the courage to step foot in North Korea,

who can make money from the tar of the sand, turn liquid to gold,

who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation, will

finish his forty-hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another

seventy-two hours." So God made Trump.

God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers,

call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as a serpent's.

The poison of vipers is on their lips and yet stop.

So God made Trump.

God said, "I need somebody who will be strong

and courageous,

who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves

when they attack.

A man who cares for the flock, a shepherd to mankind who

won't ever leave nor forsake them.

I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and

remain strong in faith

and know the belief of God and country.

Somebody who's willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and

American jobs, farm the lands, secure our

borders, build our military, fight the system

all day, and finish a hard week's work by

attending church on Sunday." And then his oldest son turns and

says, "Dad, let's make America great again.

Dad, let's build back a country to be the envy

of the world

again."

So God made Trump.