Bill Cosby's Return to Television

This fall, Bill Cosby

returns to television with something new.

Mystery. All of our suspects are dying.

TV's most popular star back as its newest crime solver with his own unique style.

You gonna be in there long?

With Emmy winners Rita Moreno and Lynn Whitfield.

The Cosby Mysteries, Wednesdays this fall on NBC.

Georgia on my mind.

Imagine a world where you could do anything

and leave old inefficient ways of doing business behind.

Georgia.

With new ways to find and share information,

AT T can streamline the way you do business so there's no limit to what you can do.

It's Georgia on my mind.

McDonald's new tastes of the orient.

Four mini spring rolls with oriental sweet and sour sauce.

The oriental burger with teriyaki sauce, lettuce and mayonnaise.

And six chicken McNuggets with satay sauce. McDonald's tastes of the orient.

Better get a move on.

You know, I reckon we ought to come here more often.

Pictures so real you won't believe your eyes.

Dolby ProLogic surround sound so exciting your eyes won't believe your ears.

The ultimate home cinema televisions from Philips.

Including 100 hertz flicker free pictures and widescreens.

Philips. Let's make things better.

Oh, there you go. Hey, check this out. Here's the situation.

Say you're out with your boyfriend or your girlfriend.

You know, you're at school, you're at a club or something, getting busy.

Alright, you're just having fun.

Somebody steps up to you and they tell you they want to rumble.

Alright, now just stop for a second.

Before you lose your head, get all crazy and toss your hands out.

Just think, the person that uses

their head can always defeat the person that's just trying to use their hands.

Now remember that, because the more you know.

You've got this huge customer.

They're so huge, sometimes they don't even know when they've received a shipment.

Whose problem is this? Yours.

That's why you ship UPS,

because only UPS captures signatures electronically.

Then you can use UPS online tracking software to see your

customer's actual signature.

So when they say, we never got it,

you can say not only did you get it, but you don't dot your I's. UPS online.

Are you connected yet?

You know what being a man is all about? It's not about playing tough.

It's not about guns. It's not about kicking butt.

It's not about pretending to be cool. It's about being a good son.

It's about someday being a good father.

It's about taking care of the people you care about.

It's about being respected for who you are and not who you can beat up.

Violence. Get over it.

I think a Tic Tac's better than a Surt's.

It's only one and a half calories and it freshens your breath just as well. Oh yeah?

Well, let's see.

I'm almost convinced.

Hey! I'm convinced. I am.

This is my body.

And I can do whatever I want to it.

I can push it.

Study it.

Tweak it.

Listen to it.

Everybody wants to know what I'm on.

What am I on?

I'm on my bike, busting my ass six hours a day.

What are you on?

Weeding again, eh Bob? Huh?

Why not do it once, do it right. Why is your head in the ground?

I'm gonna watch Roundup kill these roots. Hey, this is Spike's area.

Bob, Roundup can be used where kids and pets will play and

breaks down into natural materials.

Since Roundup kills the roots, what's not coming back, Bob? The weed?

You betcha, Bob. Come on down and take a peek.

Can I squirt one? Sure, Bob.

Hey, how's it going?

We're in sync. You know, the group in sync? No.

We're just going door to door to say thanks.

Yeah, for talking to your kids about drinking.

You see, even with all our success,

you're still a bigger influence on your kids than we are.

Dad, who was that? Just some guys.

Lance, Joey, something about a sink.

You okay? I'm fine, that's good. Hold on, where are you? I'm in New York. Who am I?

Hey, Coach. And who are you?

I'm Batman. Sit down.

You don't understand, I'm Batman. I do, I do. Not going anywhere for a while?

Grab a Snickers.

Hello, good citizen. My name is Batman. You could be my assistant.

Would you like that?

Would you like to ride with me, Batman?

You're cordially invited to celebrate the birth of Sean Puff a cone.

Puffy. Pee diddy. Pee diddy. Pee diddy. I thought it was Puff daddy. Puff. Pee dee.

Pee daddy. Pee diddy. Puffy daddy.

Pee diddy. You are cordially invited to celebrate the birth of Pee diddy.

Sean Pee diddy Puff pastry cones. Puff the magic dragon.

Puff. Puffy. I call Puffy Sean John. Got a lot of names, huh?

Get some more names. H R. Puff and stuff. Sean Pee Puff.

Puffy Poo. Bad boy.

You'll call birthday boy on this night.

Sean John. Puffy cones.

Sean Puffy cones. Yo, Puff daddy cones. My man Puffy. Big boy!

The legendary Puff Daddy. Yeah! He did me. Yes. Uh huh. Puff Daddy. King Puff!

That's the one you need to use. Puff Daddy. Lie down.

Honk, honk, honk! Yeah!

Hi, you guys. How you doing?

On November 4th, you are cordially invited to the birth of Puff

Daddy! Yay! It's destined to be the most unbelievable,

unbelievable, and expensive event of all time.