Dark Humor in Dog Training

Very, very naughty dog. So disobedient.

Always running away.

My dad said it's not his fault.

He just needs to be fixed.

Now, it's actually quite a simple medical procedure.

They used to do it all the time to the Egyptian slaves.

Made them more obedient.

Compliant.

Okay.

No help is coming.

This is the way things are now.

And you need to just accept that.

You are stuck.

No power.

Low end of the totem pole.

With some asshole boss.

Just like I was.

Although I'm betting I am a much nicer boss than you ever would have been.

Except for maybe this part.

Ready?

Now, now. Don't be a baby. You're not going to miss this stuff.

Grrrr.

Grrrr.

Grrrr.

We got a bleeder here. That's a lot of blood.

Wow.

Grrrr.