Discussion on Relationships and Jealousy

I'm pretty thick, I've got a big butt,

I'm 50 inches, I brought a tape measure. Tape measure it! You said 50? Yeah.

Alright, let's see.

Oh, we're at 49. 49. She lied to me, man.

She lied to me, man.

She's holding it, like, right here. You need to do a squat.

You know how girls do the squats? They get the bum? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, snap. There you go. Oh my goodness. I'm trying so hard right now.

My red flags are I am possessive and jealous.

When I'm really in love with someone, like, I'm just,

I want all your attention on me.

You can still hang out with your friends and stuff,

I just want to be there with you. How possessive, though? Like, how crazy?

I like the passwords to the phones,

just so there's, like, I want complete transparency.

I want to know, like, your actual intentions with me.

I don't want to be cheated on or played with, so.

I will say, though, I know it was just an itch,

but lying was kind of a red flag for me, so I'm going to say left. This sucks, dude.

This sucks in real life. Don't drink it.