Michael Jackson Alive Conspiracy Discussion

Okay, guys, this is really big news.

Um,

I, I actually, I just got off an airplane.

I saw this clip, lost Wi-Fi service while we were landing, and I had to

address it immediately because I can't believe

we didn't figure this out till now.

But

just now on Tucker Carlson, I saw

what appears to be

real video evidence that Michael Jackson

is actually still alive.

Michael Jackson. They told us that he died like 12 years ago.

Now, I just saw video evidence that looks irrefutable.

I, I mean, it, it looks exactly like him.

And for the record, I knew Michael Jackson.

Michael Jackson was our neighbor in Trump Tower.

I used to play Nintendo with Michael Jackson.

So this looks exactly like him, and it, it appears that

Tucker Carlson was able to find Michael Jackson,

who appeared live on Face the Nation this weekend.

Again,

it could be a deep fake.

It could be someone that

incredibly closely resembles Michael Jackson.

But check it out and see for yourself, because to me,

to me, it's a no-brainer. And again, I knew the guy.

I couldn't even wait to get in my car to get home to talk about it.

That's how crazy it is. It's so close.

The likeness is uncanny. Check out what Car- Tucker

Carlson was able to discover, and I'm glad we have people like him doing

journalism, finding these sorts of things so we can

call it out.

Michael, if that's you, I hope you're doing well, man.

I hope you're doing well.

So yesterday was Sunday. You may have found yourself on the couch

idly flipping

around the TV dial, and if you flipped far enough,

you could have had the

shock of your life. Michael Jackson was on Face

the Nation. Now, to be clear, this wasn't video of Michael Jackson

performing his hit songs in the 1990s.

This appeared to be a living version of the international pop star that

news reports claim died of a drug OD more than a dozen years ago.

And yet despite those claims, there he was, fully, undeniably Michael

Jackson talking on television. How can that be?

Honestly, we have no idea. We're not theologians here.

This is merely a news program. We can only show you what we saw.

Here it is.

There's nothing more important for us to do than protect

our Constitution and our democracy.

What the Republicans are doing across the country is really a,

a legislative continu- continuation of what they did on January

6th,

which is to undermine our democracy.

See? Michael Jackson. That was him. No Billie Jean.

Apparently he's given up singing now. He's telling lies about politics.

Same man. If you've ever seen Michael Jackson,

you cannot forget the

face, though admittedly,

he's had a lot of work done since we saw him last.