Messi and Lewandowski: The Sex Before Midnight Rule
Oct 30, 2026 0:26
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Day off.
He says those who want to have sex,
it has to be before midnight.
And you get a day off the next day.
Sexual intercourse.
Yeah.
As far as sexual intercourse goes.
It has to be before midnight. Because you need to get a good night's
sleep.
He said he did that with Messi, who, since then, hasn't suffered
any more
muscle injuries,
and with Lewandowski, who, at one point,
he'd benched him and made him
understand certain things.
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Original transcript (French)
Jour libre. Il dit ceux qui veulent avoir des rapports, c'est avant minuit. Et t'as un jour libre le lendemain. Des rapports sexuels.
Ouais. Jusqu'aux rapports sexuels. C'est avant minuit. Parce qu'il faut avoir une bonne nuit de sommeil. Il a dit qu'il a fait ça avec Messi, qui de-depuis ne se blesse
plus musculairement, et avec Lewandowski, qui est, à un moment donné, il avait mis sur le banc et il lui avait fait comprendre certaines choses.
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