BTS Concert Review at Morumbi: Going Solo and Buying an Army Bomb

BTS concert review. A really interesting show, very different.

It was also my first time going to a concert alone, so, all good?

Man, first of all, what a show, what a performance.

They have a new fan, a new fan, a new ARMY, a B-ARMY. That's us, you know?

Man, first thing, getting to Morumbi was a breeze.

Then outside, there was a merch stand. Holy crap, four.

Yeah, well, I got there, got to the floor, story time, right?

Yeah, I got a floor ticket, right? Crazy.

Yeah, the first thing I went for was a beer, most important.

I went to get a beer, then I got there and started finding my spot, I looked up, huge screen, bam.

But apparently there was some controversy about the screen, about something or other that was missing.

Well, I didn't give a damn, I didn't miss it.

I imagine it would've mattered, since more people could see, I imagine you did, but it was fucking amazing. Fucking amazing.

So, man, I got there with two beers in hand, just me, right?

Then I went onto the dance floor, and this Asian guitar started up, man, I don't know what it's called, right?

Then, man, holy fucking shit, man, it was packed, full of people, everyone dressed up, man, everyone was dressed up.

I was, like, wearing little shoes and just a red jacket, because they told me the, the color for this moment was red, right?

That's the color of Arirang, right? So I, man, went with the red jacket, right?

Then, great. I said, "Man, I'll take a walk around here."

And I looked around, saw everyone with some little thing, with a, with a little light- up thing, and all that.

I said, "Man, I want that, I want to be part of it," right?

Then I started looking around, there was a place on the dance floor selling more gifts, right, more merchandise.

I said, "Great, my time to shine, I'm gonna buy this awesome little light."

I went in. First off, the thing, man, is basically open bar, right?

You stick your arms through the railing, look, glance this way, glance that way, see if anyone looks at you, flirt a little, not literally, right, it's just to catch someone's eye.

You make eye contact with the vendor, and then the woman goes: "Hey, what do you want?"

"Ma'am, I want what everyone's shining with, the, the— the Army Bomb, the Army Bomb."

She goes, "Oh, man, bam, oh, how do you wanna pay? Come on, pay up."

Man, the thing connects, connects, and I'm like, "My God."

And meanwhile, that banjo, that Asian banjo, man, playing even louder.

And I kept checking the time, man, this shit starts at eight, I'm gonna be here, I can't believe it.

Then, well, yeah, it arrived and it was up, then there was a girl next to me who was Her machine was acting up too, man.

Shit, but hers worked and mine didn't. And, like, she was laughing so hard she cried.

She looked at me: “Hey, good luck with that.”

She gave me this, man. I won.

This dude here, man, so handsome, dude. I looked him up later. He's J-Hope, right?

Man, what a charismatic guy. So, long story short.

I've got the thing here, I've got the Army Bomb, right.

Dude, it was fucking awesome, the little thing was glowing and flashing.

Then you looked around, everyone looked so good.

And, man, that's not all, inside here there are pictures of the guys, look.

I haven't even opened it. I haven't even opened it.

Seriously, there are these little Polaroids, look.

This dude's in there, this dude's in there.

J-Hope. This dude. Oh, whoa, this one and this guy.

There, now I've got pictures of seven Asian guys at home. What for?

I've got nothing against them, quite the opposite, they're really handsome.

But, man, I'm gonna keep it as a souvenir.

That's awesome. Then, man, the banjo kept getting louder, then a violin starts playing.

And a ton of people come onstage, man. One hell of a theatrical show, so damn awesome.

Then, man, they play the songs and everyone's going crazy for those guys, crazy.

I don't judge, I don't judge, there's no way to judge anyone.

Then, yeah, it was amazing. Yeah, what happened?

Man, they start playing the songs, and those guys, man, totally decked out, wearing some awesome outfits.

Then they stop, they do about four or five songs, then they stop, man.

A little video up there. They change clothes, show up again, and blah blah blah, music, music.

Man, I'm just enjoying it.

You know how the crowd sings along. If you know, you know.

Then, yeah, all good. The surprise songs start.

I said, "Fuck, there's gonna be a surprise song."

And, man, up to that point, it was all bangers, The guys dance, do all kinds of stuff, jump around.

And, man, you feel like you're part of the show, the crowd, you know?

Then, fuck, the show started, and the surprise songs began.

I was like, "Fuck, dude, that's so cool.

Surprise song." Then one starts, one that already— man, I think, I don't know, it's a, it's a piano, a violin, I don't know what, man.

Some peaceful, feel-good thing. Really great song too, I looked it up, it's called Black Swan.

Holy shit, this song is so cool. For real.

And there are still two surprise songs. Oh, and I forgot to mention, the guys were speaking Portuguese.

Speaking Portuguese. Man, a lot of artists come here and they don't even know how to say "thank you."

They were talking about everything, man, everything.

So cool. Then the second song played, uhhh, the second surprise song.

Fuck, man, everyone jumped. I screamed along too, fuck it.

I screamed, got hyped with everyone. That's right, man, we're here, we're at the show, let's have fun.

Yeah! Hey, man, they played a song called Fire, right? It just kept saying “Fire,” or something.

Dude, I think—mosh pit music. Yeah, man, straight talk. If it were at a show, like, uh, a Travis Scott-type show, man, the crowd would be opening up a mosh pit.

Another good thing, everyone, I mean, I don't know about near the barricade, but where I was, everyone respected each other's personal space, everyone jumped from one side to the other, and nobody complained.

Man, it was wonderful. So, what happened?

Dude, the second song was fucking awesome.

Then, man, the second song ended, and the guys took off again.

I don't even remember if that was the order, honestly.

Uh, they changed clothes again. Man, they played more songs, I chatted with the folks, they said a bunch of nice things.

But man, what a show, for real, one of the best I've ever been to.

They put on a show, it's an incredible performance.

If your girlfriend turns to you and says: "Babe, listen to BTS, it's really cool, you know," trust her, she might have a point.

Or maybe not, I don't know your taste. Yeah, but that's it.

And now, look, this guy here, you know? This one, this one, this one, this one, and this one.

Hang on, I think we're missing one. And this one, charming.

Dude, one more fan, man. That's us, fuck yeah.

Here, look, a magic wand here, I think this thing's called an Army Bomb, right?

That's right, folks. Here's the review for my dearest friend who asked.

What a show, great songs, a really good album, yeah, great performance.

Yeah, the peo— the crowd was excited. I wanted to give a special thank-you to the girl who gave me this little note.

I don't know your name, I don't know who you are, yeah, but thank you so much, okay?

So there's the review for you guys. If you watched till the end, hit like.

I-if you watched till the end, comment "swim," because I doubt anyone will watch this.

And that's us.