Pamper Baby Reads a Kirkiversary Poem and Announces an October 10 Event

If you could announce your

name and speak loudly, thank you so much.

Uh, I go by Pamper Baby.

Yeah, okay. So, um, I took

a Plan B and I'm an

immigrant this morn- like-

Yeah

... feeling kinda guilty, so, uh, I

wanted to read a poem

that I actually wrote,

'cause like, I don't know, felt a little-

But do you have a question, though?

Uh, no, I just wanted to share. It's

like, it w- I felt like, you know, freedom of

speech, I wanted to share a poem I wrote for

everybody.

'Twas the night before the Kirkiversary,

and all through the house,

not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

The flags were hung proudly, the

memes all on deck, as we

solemnly remembered a shot to the neck.

The podcast

fell silent, the hot takes grew wary, for

tomorrow, dear friends, is the great Kirkiversary.

So I'll see everyone at the Squirt for Kirk.

We're hosting that also on October 10th. I'll

see y'all there.

It's a BYOE. You know, vaccines included. Shit's free.

See y'all there. That's all.

Are you, are you happy with yourself now?

I mean, I think that was-

Fuck yeah, she is

... just, uh-

Baby, I'm thrilled.

Yeah, well, I mean-

You're brave for being out here,

you know, no protection, no nothing.

No, like, neck brace or...

I'll pray for you.