Facial Ratings and Plastic Surgery Discussion

So she got a 3.5. Why and how can she improve?

Well, she, her midface is way too long.

Obviously she's got the jowls coming in, horrible nasolabial folds.

Uh, you know, horrible total facial width-to-height

ratio.

Just really bad age indicators, but obviously at 30 that's not something

really that's gonna surprise me. Uh, her upper maxilla is super

recessed, horrible infraorbitals.

That's what-

That's why your under eyes are coming in like hell.

Oh.

Really recessed chin. Uh, you know, all the facial convexities are wrong.

Her radix is recessed. Um, you know, moving on.

Honestly, there's not a single good thing about her

face.

So her alar base, the width of her nose is incredibly large.

Her nasal bridge is incredibly wide.

Um, you know, s- obviously you've got bimaxillary

protrusion.

Uh, so you know, your bite is all off, just everything is wrong.

That's fine.

Uh, yeah, so just, I, I would rate you the lowest definitely on

the panel.

Why are you not a surgeon?

What's, what's the number?

Uh, s- I would arguably say, like, 1.5 or 2.

Oh, shit.

Like, genetic defect, dead end.

Yeah, that's crazy.

Um.

I'm actually writing this shit down.

Okay.

Okay, so-

All right

... she, I would give her a 4.5.

Oh, wow, okay.

Um, honestly, it's just, I would say...

I don't know, actually I'll give her a little bit

higher.

I, I would say probably a 5.

Okay.

But maybe in terms of the body fat, that could come down a little bit.

Once you leaned out a little bit, once you got a little bit more facial

angularity,

uh, you know, lowered your body fat percentage,

I would say you'd actually be

pushing up to, like, a, a 5.5 maybe.

But this is-

Quick question.

Yeah.

Do you believe in eugenics?

Um,

y-

Yeah, you do. Okay.

That, that's a loaded question.

That's okay.

That, that's a complex one. That's just not a-

What is eugenics?

That's not really a yes or no answer.

Um, he's racist, yeah.

No, no, no. That, that's, that's-

I am.

Yeah.

That's a, that's not a, a yes or no question.

And that's fine.

So-

I mean, he's saying he believes in eugenics, so.

You, you said that. Okay, but a 5 is an average.

But you didn't answer no, so.

A 5-

If it was a no, it would've been a no

... it, it's a complex question, lady, so for you to think e-

everything falls into

a binary yes or no, you're just a retard, so moving on.

Right.

Um, okay, sh- shut the fuck up. But anyway, so.

She gets turned down badly.

So let's move on.

Yo.

Five, 5 out of 10 is average, okay? It's not 7, it's not a fucking 7.

All right, so her.

He's funny.

See?

I'm gonna- I'll give her a-

Okay. See?

I'm gonna give you a 4.5.

Okay.

Ac- actually y- and I would, I would push you up to d- over 5.

I'd say you could be above average if you lost, uh, a little bit of body fat

percentage. So.

I actually just gained 10 pounds, so I agree with you.

Yeah. So once you-

Oh

... once you leaned out I think you would be

up, uh, around, a, a little bit above

average.

I agree.

I would say that you, uh, over here, are also

average to maybe slightly above. Um, so-

5 what?

I'll, I'll put her... So I put her at a 4.5.

Okay.

I, I'm gonna put her dead average, 5.

Okay.

I'm gonna say she

is, uh-

That's not surprising at all

... she's a 4.5 over here. So-

Oh, but why does she get the 5?

Oh, why does she get the 5?

Mm-hmm, yeah.

What's the defect?

What, what... Okay, so what takes away from her

is the body fat percentage.

I'll write that down, her.

Okay, her, uh, so it's going to be her orbital bones,

like the, the bones

surrounding her eyes. Uh, her superorbitals are suboptimal.

She r- really doesn't have any eyebrows.

And so the worst failo that she has is her interpupillary distance, which

is the distance between her eyes. Uh, they're too close together.

Um, so, so we've got that going for her.

As well, she's got a suboptimal IPD, her ESR is shit.

Uh, obviously her nose is much too bulbous. You know,

the nasal tip.

Large, yeah, big.

Um, and, you know, high body fat percentage.

Uh, and, you know, a, a poor facial width-to-height ratio.

Why are you laughing?

So over here we've got-

What was her number? What was her number?

She is, uh, a 4.5.

Okay.

Right there. Her over there, I'm gonna give her, uh, a

3.

W- we've got a super down grown, uh, facial structure entirely.

All points of the facial convexity are severely recessed.

Her maxilla gives her face no support.

That's why she's got that bloated, chubby look.

What the fuck? Look at-

That's why she's got the nasolabial folds coming in

... guys, this is crazy.

It's because her face has no support. The, she's got no forward growth.

Her chin is extremely recessed.

Bro.

Her orbital bones are-

She just, she just bumped the mic.

I- it's like, look, so this is why people have these facial flaws,

it's 'cause a

lack of bone support, right? Her orbitals are-

Yo

... are nonexistent. She's got the, the huge-

Look at some Godzilla.

Godzilla. No, maxilla. Maxilla.

I know, kid, I'm kidding.

Okay, so no, so her orbital bones suck. That's why her,

she's got the big bug eyes.

Um, super protruding. Not good looking at all. 3 out of 10.

3 out of 10.

Yo, whose face is this?

Uh, okay.

Yo.

Moving on, over here we've got Auntie. Um, I, I can't...

Let me see.

Um, I'm gonna s- definitely above average.

I would say that the, the main thing that you could work on would certainly be

the

body-

What's her rating? 5.5 or-

Uh, 5.25

... 6?

He ain't even say a number.

Huh?

Wait, wait, wait. Stop nodding till he says a number.

I literally said a number.

He can't even say a number.

No, so say a number.

Hey.

I need to know.

Actually, I'm gonna-

I'm just documenting all this

... I'm, I'm gonna say around a 5.5 range, so definitely above average.

So yeah, so-

Okay.

I thought he was gonna give her, like, a 7.

All right.

So, so above-

You know what I'm talking about?

But, but that's with a, a, a pretty prevalent failo with the body fat

percentage

being s- so once you chiseled out a little bit

more, got more angularity, I'd say

you could definitely push over a 6, for sure.

Appreciate you.

Uh, and over there, uh, I would say that you probably have

the best looks on the panel. Um, you know, it's-

Oh

... it's not really a tough-

Also not shocking.

It's not, yeah, not a tough crowd to compete against

really.

So, like, don't give yourself too much credit there.

The area

But y- you edge them out-

The area

... a little bit. A little bit. So, um, you know-

According to eugenics

What's her number, would you say?

I, I'll give her a, a 6 to a 6.25.

All right. Okay.

You know?

I'll take it.

All right.

Thank you.

What's her fuck-ups?

Her fuck-ups. Um-

Yeah.

The OnlyFans.

No, not-

Well, no, no, no, we're going off looks here, don't worry

Look, looks only, yeah.

Uh, the nasal tip's a, a bit too bulbous.

Uh, her face is a little bit too short. Her just entire skull.

Yeah.

Um, we've got a s-

Ow.

Like her no-

That's a new one, dog, bitch, her face is too short.

Hey, baby

jeans.

Uh, she's got a-

Na-na

... her ESR looks a little bit too wide.

Uh, and her midface ratio is a bit too short. So.

Okay.

That, that's, uh, that's all the f- failos.

I never thought I'd be-

I actually kind of agree

... writing down ESR too wide.

Bro.

On a fucking note.

What does that mean?

Oh, yo, yo, write that on the motherf- that's the best rating I've ever,

ever done

through a panel.

Broken down description-

Very in-depth

... of each woman on the panel.

Yeah.

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