Funny Cooking Scene with Avocado

Ah!

No matter what it takes, my son is eating good today.

Dad, what are you doing to your stomach?

I'm making sure you eat well, son.

Don't lie to me. There's a hole in your stomach.

It's just a little old avocado, buddy. And now you've got the best lunch in

school.

Holy crap, what is that smell? Give me a bite. Dude, this

is freaking amazing.

How did your family make this?

More.

No freaking way. We're coming to your house after school

and eating more.

Uh, yeah, sure. My dad can make plenty.

Awesome.

Dad, this is huge. My friends are coming over,

and they want your best avocado

toast.

Of course they are. I'll make enough for everyone.

They loved the lunch. They want the same special toast.

All right, son. I'll make it.

Damn, that smells insane. Put it here.

This is seriously the best sandwich I've ever had. What's the secret?

How is it so creamy? What's the recipe? What the hell?

That's where the avocado came from. So we've been eating his avocado flesh?

Wait, if he tastes this good now, he'd be even better roasted.

Yeah, throw him in the oven.

No, that's my dad. Don't make me eat that.

Just one bite. You'll know why it tastes so good.

Come on, try it.

Dude, you're thinking the same thing I am, right?

Why are you two looking at me like that?

Holy crap, he's frozen solid. Perfect. Put him down and start scooping.

Ah, my head feels like it's gonna freaking

explode.

Mine too. What the hell did we eat?