Dialogue from a Dramatic Scene

Are the numbers good?

They're terrible. People hate you so much.

33% and sinking.

They're fake anyway.

But this is real.

She's in a coma.

I came as fast as I could.

You shouldn't be here. Did you get me a juicy Big Mac?

Yes.

They told me there were no carts, so I walked.

That's stupid. Walking is for caddies.

You're always protecting me.

Just get in and get my balls.

Yes, sir.

People are saying we spend too much time together.

Let them talk.

I wrote you something, a letter, 14 pages.

Wow.

Single-spaced.

I won't read it.

She's onto us.

She's never around anyway.

I wanted her to like me.

She doesn't like anybody, especially me.

I really don't care. Do you?

There's something I have to tell you, and it changes everything.

Whatever it is, I won't take responsibility for it.

It's the generic ballot. We're down four.

Oh, I thought I got you knocked up.