Cop Interviews New Partners in a Comedy Audition

Riggs! I'm too old for this shit.

You're gonna have to find yourself a new partner.

Great. I can't wait. Someone told me you're looking for a new partner.

Who? Who. Who. What are you, a fucking owl?

Next. Any questions? How much? Same as everybody.

Nice meeting you, man. Sit down. How much?

Next. So fresh out of the academy. What makes you think you're ready for the big leagues?

Next. Says here you took on a whole gang without backup.

They had backup. I'm talking about you. I know.

So where do you see yourself in the future?

Say, that's a nice jacket. Next. I need somebody who can blend in.

I blend in.

Where? You gonna take that thing off? I'd like to see who I'm talking to.

Helmet stays on.

All right, all right. You'd have to cut your hair.

You got a haircut policy? We do now. You first.

Next.

Next. How do you handle stress? Vodka. We have a department psychologist.

He have vodka? Max Rockatan- Rockatans- Rocka- So tell me about yourself.

I'm too old for this shit.