Conversation about Paul Newman and Clint Eastwood

What about Paul Newman,

buddies with Paul Newman?

Yeah, I like Paul.

He died, and maybe he...

I invented a new app called Bonk.

Have you heard of this?

Bounce? Bonk.

Bonk? Yeah, it's Bonk.

It takes a picture of your face.

Would you like to try it? No.

I'm sorry about the sound. Okay.

Right, this is gonna bonk, right here.

You just press the blue button.

This is an awful picture,

though. No, this is great.

Well, pick it up higher.

You gotta learn how to do a selfie.

There you go. Oh, yeah.

I see. No, it's better down here. It's good.

I heard a story. I don't know if it's true.

It's true. Okay.

There's a story I heard that you and Clint Eastwood both got started around the same time,

and that you were both fired from Universal Pictures on the same day.

That's true. As young guys getting started out,

because they found fault with both of you.

Why would they fire you, Clint Eastwood, or you?

I mean-

Well, Clint, they said, you know, you talk too slow,

and your tooth is chipped, and you won't get it fixed.

And you just, you don't listen to anybody.

You just want to do things your own way.

And I said, why are you firing me? And they said, you can't act.

It's good to see you. Thank you.

We've never met. I'm a big fan,

and I just wanted to say I'm a big fan.

Thank you for the headset you gave me a few years ago.

Oh, you're welcome. I didn't know I did, but you're welcome.

That's great. Well, somebody at your company

sent it under your name. Oh, great, great.

Yeah, no, I told him to.

So-

So do you have a script for me?

No, I don't. I just wanted to say hi, because I-

Now you're getting me jealous, because I saw you gave Marty a script.

Yeah. No, I actually, it's more important, actually.

I want to take a picture from my space.

Do you mind if I get a picture with you?

Can somebody take this? Oh, Steven Spielberg, actually, yeah. Can I get Steven?

Yeah, here, look at that. Look at that.

What do you think? Do you like that?

It's fully composed, yes. That's better.

Oh, thanks so much. That's exciting.

All right. I think I saw some familiar names on the tombstones in the cemetery.

You might have. One was Donald Siegel.

Oh, Don Siegel? Did I put him in there?

Don Siegel, and the other was S. Leone. S. Leone, well.

Paying debts. I was having a little fun with those guys.

Paying debts. I wasn't wishing anything on them.

I say, with due respect,

28 years ago, we did Kelly's Heroes, and I haven't heard from you since.

Clint, I say it.

Nobody else has said it, and I say it from my heart. You're

a lousy actor.

Spielberg and all these guys at the table.

We know Clint. I know you.

Clint's idea of a good time is sitting on a pickup truck watching his dog bark.

But you know, Clint, and I know, that I have so much on you, which I won't say tonight.

Because if I spill it out, you're gonna be back in rawhide.