Catalan → English transcript
They propose three people and you have to choose who you would marry,
who you would fuck, and yesterday we said that, so as not to say who you would kill,
because even if it is symbolic, well, you discard one of them.
Okay. So, who I marry and who I fuck.
Exactly.
I might use the same examples as yesterday to see how they work.
Let’s see if it…
It was easy, it was easy.
Yesterday it was… I mean, they were fine, but it’s easy.
Florentino Pérez.
Sydney Sweeney.
And Lucas Dandy Lucas.
Uh…
Of course, you were expecting a third person who would make it easier for you,
but the third one is the one who’s killed you.
Well, I discard the third one, I discard Lucas.
Lucas Dandy Lucas? Yes.
What are you talking about?
Yes, yes.
Lucas Dandy Lucas is very juicy for the other two options, you know?
Uh…
Everyone discards Lucas, you know?
Uh…
I… I…
Honestly.
I’m kind of so-so on that, because I’m like…
What a mess, right?
This sentence had never been said before on television.
No, no.
It is true that it rarely happens that there is a concept
that has never been put out on television.
Look, I’d fuck Florentino and marry Sidney.
Fuck, what a…
You preferred Florentino, huh?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Well, he’s got more…
Lucas will be at home saying, fuck, not even like this, huh?
Not even against Florentino, it’s unbelievable.
Applause
Well, as a character, he’s kind of more “wow,” right?
Yeah, like as an anecdote…
Of course.
What would you tell people, that you fucked Lucas
or that you fucked Florentino?
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
It’s a better story.
With a good story, whatever it takes.
Man, the story is powerful, huh?
If you had that in a press conference with some buddies and you say…
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Original transcript (Catalan)
Se proponen 3 personas y tienes que elegir con quién te casarías, con quién follarías, y ayer dijimos que por no decir a quién matarías, porque aunque es simbólico, bueno, uno lo descartas. Vale. O sea, que con quién me caso y a quién me follo. Exacto.
Igual te hago por ver qué tal funcionan los mismos ejemplos de ayer. A ver si se... Era fácil, era fácil. Ayer era... A ver, estaban bien, pero es fácil. Florentino Pérez.
Sidney Sweeney. Y Lucas Dandy Lucas. Eh... Claro, esperabas un tercero que te facilitase algo, pero el tercero es el que te ha matado.
Pues descarto al tercero, descarto a Lucas. ¿A Lucas Dandy Lucas? Sí. ¿Pero qué dices? Sí, sí. Lucas Dandy Lucas es muy jugoso para las otras dos opciones, ¿eh?
Eh... Todo el mundo descarta a Lucas, ¿eh? Eh... Me... me... La verdad.
Estoy ahí, ahí, porque digo... Vaya lío, ¿no? Esta frase no se había dicho antes en televisión. No, no. Es verdad que pocas veces pasa que hay un concepto
que nunca se ha lanzado en televisión. Mira, me follo a Florentino y me caso con Sidney. Joder, vaya... Preferiste a Florentino, ¿eh? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
A ver, tiene más... Estará Lucas en casa diciendo, joder, ni así, ¿eh? Ni contra Florentino, es increíble. Aplaudiments A ver, como personaje es como más guao, ¿no?
Sí, como anécdota... Claro. ¿Qué contarías, que te has follado a Lucas o que te has follado a Florentino? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Es mejor historia. Con una buena historia, lo que haga falta. Hombre, la historia es potente, ¿eh? Si tú lo tenías en la rueda de prensa con unos colegas y dices... Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
