Comedic Analysis of Donald Trump

Donald Trump is the Wizard of Oz. He is the guy...

It's a man, he plays Monopoly with real fucking

buildings. This is a scary man.

And he owns all these beauty pageants, Miss America, Miss Universe.

Isn't that a bit like Michael Vick owning a series of pet stores?

It's a fucking catch and release program for him.

This is a man who said, "My daughter is hot." Even people in

Arkansas went, "That's fucking wrong."

"That's, that's just way out of place." And

that fucking hair,

my God. I, I believe the hair is the Donald. I believe that's...

I believe the body's a maintenance system for the hair.

He goes home at night going, "We're home. All right, fuck it.

Let's get out of here, Donald."

"I'll fuck her. Let's do this. Ar, ar, ar, ar."