Why Do Women Have Two Breasts While Cows Have Four Teats

Do you know why women have two boobs?

Why?

You would think because most mammals have more.

Like, cows have four, dogs

have, like, eight. Don't

laugh now, this is science.

You would think it's because they have

more babies, they would need more mammary

glands to feed them all. Now,

dogs have around six

to seven babies at a

time,

so they need around

eight boobs to feed them all.

Then you would be like, "Okay,

cows maybe have, like, three,

four babies at a

time." But no,

cows only have one baby at a time,

but they get

four boobs, and

female humans only get two,

unfortunately.

This is because when a human baby is born, it's,

like, barely even developed.

It can barely do anything. It

doesn't need a whole lot of energy,

therefore, it

doesn't need a whole lot of food. When a

baby cow is born, it can already

walk, it can already eat. It's very independent.

Therefore, it burns more

energy, it needs more food,

so the cow needs

to provide more

milk. That's why cows get four boobs,

women only get

two.