Exploring Jim Morrison Conspiracy Theories

I know, I know, I know, Jim Morrison died of a drug overdose on July 3rd, 1971.

What if he didn't?

What if he just decided to move his vocal talents into the political commentary world

and instead of swaying people to the left, he pulled them back to the right?

I know, it's crazy, right?

I mean, they don't even really look alike, do they?

Well, have you ever seen Jim Morrison looking a bit heftier?

What about my good old side-by-side comparisons?

They sure look symmetrical.

And well, if this doesn't do it for you, you should stick around because I got one of these.

One of those smoking guns that I don't think you're going to want to miss

because, well, it might just sway your mind if I haven't done it so far.

And if these side-by-sides aren't doing it for you,

or their good old one-eye symbolism, pretty clever way to do it there,

or their OK sign isn't enough for you,

well, you know how they like to tell us right in plain sight,

just like this, and stick around because this isn't even the smoking gun.

But I never like to do these unless I have my smoking gun.

One, two, three.

One, two, three.

Let's see who these belong to.

Hmm, who could they be?

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Wow.

Let's see if there's any more.

I feel like that's a very distinctive little mole there,

but, you know, we would have to remove that.

But it looks like maybe it just got irritated a little bit.

I wonder if there's anything under their nose.

Let's check out under their nose.

Oh, two very distinctive dots.

Two very distinctive dots in the exact same place.

Like I said, I know Jim Morrison died of a drug overdose July 3rd, 1971.

This was just the what-if game,

and I'm a satire accountant all for entertainment.